The Aleksandersen Club · Hvaler, Norway
David Aleksandersen
Currently serving as Chief Revenue Officer at Spring AgencyFounder of VelferdsteknologibloggenBoard member at LederneMentor at AggratorCertified diverPistol club memberCollector of motorcyclesFront-row concertgoerChairman of a very well-dressed board Chief Revenue Officer at Spring Agency, Founder of Velferdsteknologibloggen, Board member at Lederne, Mentor at Aggrator, Certified diver, Pistol club member, Collector of motorcycles, Front-row concertgoer, Chairman of a very well-dressed board
I help B2B companies get better results — from strategy and positioning to go-to-market, and all the way to execution. IT in my backpack, a strategic head and the hands to get it done. 25+ years in sales, marketing and leadership have taught me to see the whole picture: 360 degrees of thinking, 100 per cent follow-through.
Social selling · LinkedIn · Inbound · HubSpot · Revenue · Storytelling · Welfare technology · Treats · Hay · More of the right conversations
By the numbers
Some useful — and some useless — facts
- 25+ years in sales, marketing & leadership Since a network job at Scandpower in 1997.
- 20 roles, boards & side quests From founder to CEO to lecturer to CRO. Never bored.
- 12 four-legged advisors Seven pets and five horses. All of them better dressed than you.
- 6 startups I’ve worked in or founded Griffel, WAN, WAN International, Wireless Reading Systems, Smart Simulation and Velferdsteknologibloggen.
- 25+ startups and scaleups I’ve helped As advisor, mentor and partner for the Aggrator and Smart Innovation incubators and Spring Agency’s clients.
The board
Meet the board
Every good company needs a strong board. Mine has whiskers, opinions and an unreasonable budget for treats. Click a portrait to go from business to casual to spare time — or set the dress code for the whole room.
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Lykkepillen
Chief Executive Officer of the Sofa
Approves every decision by sitting on the keyboard.
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Kalix
Chief Financial Officer
Audits the treat budget daily. Has never once approved an increase.
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Oscar
Chief Revenue Officer (disputed)
Believes every closed deal deserves salmon. Contests David’s title.
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Bilbo
Head of Customer Happiness
NPS of 100. Has never met a stranger — or a tennis ball — not worth greeting.
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Ceron
Head of Business Development
Prospects the garden at dawn. Strong opinions on the postman.
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Melis
Head of Culture
Runs the all-hands from the windowsill. Sings at the after-party, whether asked to or not.
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Lucifer
Head of Security
Sees everything. Reports nothing. Excellent at night shifts.
The rebrand simulator
Same pony. Four promises.
Your LinkedIn profile is a promise — not a sad CV. Pick a look and watch the headline, the followers and the vibe change. Then ask yourself which promise you can actually keep. (One of them is not even a horse.)
Choose a positioning
Svarten · 1st
Helping B2B companies grow | Hay enthusiast | Knitwear advocate
312 followers
About
Twenty years of steady trotting. Reliable, warm, mildly fluffy. Will reply to your message within the hour.
Svarten · 1st
Anti-algorithm. Pro-oats. Posts at 3 am and regrets nothing.
4,812 followers
About
Disrupting the paddock since breakfast. No filter, no saddle, no carousel posts. Safety pins are a personality.
Svarten · 1st
AI-first thought leader | Web3 | 10x neigh-sayer | Building the stable of the future
88,000 followers (mostly bots)
About
Just asked ChatGPT to write my About section. It said «neigh». Pivoting to quantum hay.
Svarten · 1st
Same pony. Different species. | Carrot-first strategist | Ears for every opportunity
2,400 followers (mostly rabbits)
About
Woke up one Tuesday convinced he was a rabbit. Now hops between priorities, hides in burrows during budget meetings and calls it «agile». The board has stopped arguing.
The moral of the pony: Positioning is a choice. Choose the version of you that your audience will take seriously at first glance — and that you can live up to on the second.
The stable
And the advisory stable
For the big decisions, the board consults the stable: five horses with long faces, longer memories and a firm belief that every problem can be solved with a carrot. Ask them about their weekends.
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Svarten
Senior Advisor, Hair & Brand
Proof that a great fringe is a positioning strategy.
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Pippin
Chief Strategy Officer
Takes the long view. Also the long nap, standing up.
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Milla
Head of Sales
Quarter-zip, full gallop. Posts Tuesday to Thursday, before lunch.
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Nemi
Non-Executive Director
Spotted at every board meeting. Literally.
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Valle
Head of Wellbeing
Specialist in carrots, cardigans and calm.
Off duty
The Chairman, off duty
When the board is asleep and the stable is out to pasture, the Chairman goes looking for a little pressure — under water, on the range, on two wheels or in the front row.
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Diving
Certified diver
Performs best under pressure — about three bar of it.
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Range day
Pistol club member
Precision, patience and a habit of hitting the target audience.
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Two wheels
Collector of motorcycles
Owns more motorcycles than strictly necessary. Disputes the word «strictly».
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Live music
Front-row concertgoer
Ear plugs in, setlist memorised, voice gone by the encore.
The long road
From network cables to revenue
Almost three decades of sales, marketing, leadership — and the occasional board meeting with actual horses. Drag, scroll or use the arrows.
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1997
Scandpower
Network manager & consultant
Where it started: cables, servers and very strong coffee.
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1999
Griffel
Co-founder & general manager
Strategy, design, web and PR — in 1999, which took some nerve.
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2002
WAN International
Business developer
New business, new products, new acronyms.
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2004
Wireless Reading Systems
Business developer → sales director
Hired to develop. Promoted to sell.
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2005
projectiondesign
Regional sales manager, Benelux
Channel sales across three countries. Documented growth.
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2008
projectiondesign
Academy manager
Built a global sales and product certification programme.
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2012
Østfold University College
Lecturer, digital communication
Six years of teaching inbound, content and writing for the web.
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2013
Barco
Product marketing manager
Turned technical specs into value propositions people wanted.
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2014
Smart Simulation
CEO
Built a simulation and visualisation centre from scratch.
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2015
NCE Smart Energy · Fremtidskonferansen · Blender · OMNI
Comms, conferences and boards
The busy year. Four hats, one head.
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2017
Dataton
Marketing manager & commercial support manager
Marketing and service automation for a global AV brand.
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2019
MarkedsPartner
Business advisor
Helping businesses across Norway grow on purpose.
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2020
Spring Agency
Partner & Chief Revenue Officer
Better leads. Better sales. Better business. For Nordic Companies.
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2023
Lederne
Board member
Standing up for leaders across Norway.
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2024
Velferdsteknologibloggen · Aggrator
Founder · mentor
Dignity, mastery and quality of life — plus startup coaching.
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Now
The Aleksandersen Club
Chairman
Presiding over seven pets and five horses. Quorum is rarely reached.
The Hook-o-matic
Need a hook? Pull the lever.
The first line decides whether anyone reads the second. Here is a machine that writes bold, slightly unhinged LinkedIn openers. Use responsibly. Or don’t — the board won’t tell.
- Unpopular opinion:
- Nobody tells you this, but
- Hot take from the stable:
- I was wrong about this for years:
- Stop scrolling.
- My cat taught me that
- Straight from the horse’s mouth:
- Hold your horses.
- Paws for thought:
- Let me be blunt:
- The board meeting got heated:
- Confession from the paddock:
- Nobody asked, but
- After 25 years in B2B, I can tell you that
- Hot take, served with hay:
- Breaking news from the boardroom:
- But, but, it wasn’t only, only,
- Dæven døtte meg,
- Two stoppers and three spisses,
- Fullstendig Hexenschoss-probleme,
- The worlds best team in the world,
- Klin kokos,
- Very, very close,
- I had a highly overhead,
- Fully hope-loose,
- Vraque and roll,
- cold calling
- your company page
- the algorithm
- your LinkedIn headline
- posting every day
- your CRM
- your sales deck
- the cold email
- your “thought leadership”
- the carousel post
- AI-written content
- your profile picture
- the comment section
- your elevator pitch
- chasing vanity metrics
- the content calendar
- because it’s not the fart that kills you, it’s the smell
- where it all went to hælvette
- and suddenly I fucked off the road
- when we take full fart and just drive
- congratulations with overstått
- who trying to teach Grandma to suck eggs
- when I push the button in the middle of the dashbord
- because we play with rapid movements in length-direction
- and I have so much ratt-rust
- but but, it is it
- is dead — and your cat knows why.
- is a promise, not a sad CV.
- works best on a Tuesday before lunch.
- matters less than one good comment.
- won’t save you. Trust will.
- should be written for one person, not a crowd.
- is promising steak and serving sausage.
- is barking up the wrong tree.
- needs fewer buzzwords and more horse sense.
- is the elephant in the boardroom.
- won’t close itself — even if the cat sits on the keyboard.
- is a one-trick pony. Learn a second trick.
- lets the cat out of the bag far too early.
- is worth less than one reply from the right person.
- will put you in the doghouse with your buyers.
- deserves a few more neigh-sayers.
- needs a stable foundation, not another trend.
- is all bark and no bite.
- in pigs in my dekk!
- in a hanging snore!
- in a moose in the engine!
- in a prikk in the sky!
- in the big screen on top of the bakke!
- in a typical rævva-ball!
- in an absolute god-damn video!
- with something loose in my butt!
- in a god-damn Sæterbakken!
- in the fair play-bæsj!
Unpopular opinion: cold calling is dead — and your cat knows why.
Rule of thumb: one post, one message. Short lines. Room to breathe.
Profile · Network · Content · In that order · One post, one message · Folks follow folks · Be social on social media
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Let’s make your business better
I help B2B companies get better results through better strategy, digital visibility, sales processes, websites and content that actually convert, and visibility in paid and earned channels. The board has approved this message.
- 1 Send me a message Email, phone or LinkedIn — whatever feels least awkward.
- 2 We have a no-strings chat About your challenges, your opportunities, and possibly your pets.
- 3 I present a way forward How far we go is up to us. With a good, clear goal, I promise results.
David Aleksandersen
Partner & CRO, Spring Agency
- Email davida@springagency.com
- Phone +47 480 13 335
- LinkedIn linkedin.com/in/daleksandersen
See you on LinkedIn — David